1. Canada geese
2. Red-winged blackbirds
3. The sun (briefly)
4. Switchgrass and big bluestem taller than me
5. smeared old racoon
6. fat, splayed new racoon
7. Lincoln's sparrow
8. song sparrow
9. black-capped chickadee
10. American coot
11. A figure about twice as large as a large man, emerging from the water covered with a film of scummy green paint, who said, "I am DUCKWEED MAN! - I am the asshole who's taking over the world! I've got you by the balls - you're MINE and you are TOAST!" "But," I objected,"You are the smallest multicellular plant on the planet." Then I noticed he had no genitals.
12. Franklin's gulls (kettling)
13. crows (lots)
Revised mortician vignette
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"Where's your aria this morning?" I asked the singing mortician as he
leaned out of his red car in his dull scrubs to put on his new and very
white tenni...
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