I'm not making this up. Of course, the Conservancy doesn't discuss the effects on people with family on both sides, or the unfortunate symbolism:
http://www.nature.org/wherewework/northamerica/states/texas/features/art26909.html
Revised mortician vignette
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"Where's your aria this morning?" I asked the singing mortician as he
leaned out of his red car in his dull scrubs to put on his new and very
white tenni...
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